1 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:06,980 I'm going to get going. Can we get the check? Yeah, where's our waiter? 2 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:13,680 What am I doing? What is this kind of gesture? Am I writing something? Am I 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 making a check mark? 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,600 Well, whatever it is, it works because here he comes. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,060 And there he goes. 6 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:25,660 I hate when they do that. I know he saw me. He's mad because we split that salad 7 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,280 and you had to ask all those questions about the soup. They hate that. 8 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:30,308 Excuse me. 9 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,310 Excuse me. 10 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:36,030 This is unbelievable. I'm going to snap my fingers. Oh, God, please don't do 11 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:37,030 that. Please. 12 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,150 Hey, over here. 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,490 Hey. Hey. 14 00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:42,930 This is ridiculous. 15 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,870 No, wait. It's okay. It's okay. Here he comes. Okay. I got him. I got him. 16 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,150 I got him. 17 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:51,050 I'm okay. 18 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:53,230 At least I got your attention. 19 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:55,050 Hey, listen. Can we get the... Wow. 20 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:02,310 I remember my first cup of coffee. This is a special day. 21 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:07,370 Mmm, chocolatey. 22 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:10,470 Handshaking. 23 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,250 Cool. 24 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,070 Tell your friends. 25 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:20,770 What is this? 26 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,170 Where are the best sellers? 27 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,030 Good morning, Susan. 28 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:26,190 This is my new promotional display. 29 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,260 See, it's Friday, so I thought maybe people would come in here looking for 30 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,900 things to do on the weekend, and these are some books on fun things to do. 31 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:34,020 T -G -I -T -W -E? 32 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,860 Thank God it's the weekend. 33 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,180 To get we. 34 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 You get me? 35 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,540 But weekend is one word. 36 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:48,300 I know that. But see, then it would be to get wa, and that's never going to 37 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:51,040 catch on. That's, you know, to get wa. That's lame. 38 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,240 But to get we. 39 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,120 That's catchy. 40 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,630 What is this obsession with having fun on the weekend? 41 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:02,090 Why can't it be enough just to sit at home and wonder whatever happened to 42 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,090 life? 43 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:08,550 I'll see if we have a book on that. 44 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,810 Take them away. 45 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:13,990 Don't sweat it, Ellen. 46 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,310 To get we. 47 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:20,390 She really seems upset. I wonder what's wrong. 48 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,680 I don't know. Could be she was invited to a big wedding this weekend, arranged 49 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,400 for her ex -husband to take their kid, was looking forward to kicking up her 50 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,420 heels because she doesn't get out much, and then her date canceled on her. 51 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,060 How do you know all that? 52 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,360 Body language. 53 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,320 Plus, she cried her eyes out to me last night. Kept me here till two in the 54 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 morning. 55 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,280 You know what I ought to do? 56 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,040 I ought to find her a new date for that wedding. 57 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,480 Found one. 58 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:53,260 All right, I'll take her, but I gotta let you know, the last wedding I was at, 59 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:54,760 ended up butt naked on the cake. 60 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,540 Actually, the last three weddings. 61 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,660 I'll find someone else. 62 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:03,880 You should see me at a funeral. 63 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,280 I really want to do this for Susan. She's in pain. She's reaching out. 64 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:13,120 Beneath that tough, hostile exterior is a little girl. 65 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,080 A little girl who needs a friend. 66 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,380 A friend named Ellen. 67 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,279 I told you to take those books away. 68 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,280 I hear you, pal. 69 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:33,440 I got it. My next -door neighbor, Heath Dingle. 70 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:37,100 Kevin? The guy who runs a strip club? 71 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:39,300 Yeah. He's kind of cute. 72 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,040 Holly. He runs a strip club. 73 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,040 Okay, then. What about my friend Carl? 74 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,660 Carl. The one who had the operation? 75 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:53,740 Yeah. He's been a man for three years now. He's really getting the hang of it. 76 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:59,180 I'm telling you, our only answer is Adam. 77 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:03,500 Ellen, I thought we agreed never to fix Adam up with our friend. She's not a 78 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,840 friend. It's not a fix -up. He's escorting her to a wedding. He's like an 79 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,680 accessory, like a handbag or a brooch. 80 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,640 He's nothing. 81 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,500 How can you say no to that? Exactly. 82 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,200 Hey, guys. Hey, Adam. 83 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,760 Oh, you must have had some workout, because you look fantastic. 84 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,480 Doesn't he, Holly? Oh, yeah, boy. Whoa, look at those ripples. Whoa, you're 85 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,980 going to bust out of that shirt. Yeah. You are pumped. 86 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:30,840 Actually, I didn't work out. 87 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,640 I ate a one -pound bag of M andM's on the way to the gym. 88 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,040 Kind of gave me a tummy ache. 89 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,700 Well, 90 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,920 how would you like to work off some of those M andM's? Dancing the night away at 91 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,480 fun -filled wedding with my delightful boss, Susan. 92 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:49,230 You want me to go on a date with your boss? No, not a date. Like a, you know, 93 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:52,950 escort. You're like a handbag or a brooch. You're nothing. 94 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:56,390 Holly, you're not healthy. 95 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:57,910 So, you want to go? 96 00:05:58,450 --> 00:05:59,309 No way. 97 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:03,510 Oh, come on. No, you're always telling me how loathsome she is. No, not 98 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:04,510 loathsome. 99 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:06,670 Lonesome. 100 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:11,290 You should have seen her today. She was so sad and pathetic. All she did was 101 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:14,030 complain. It's just painful to be near her. 102 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:15,470 So, you up for it? 103 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,620 I don't think so. I would love to go. A big wedding in a fancy hotel. 104 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,780 You know, the bride's a model. 105 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:26,760 As are all the bridesmaids and all the friends. Heck, the whole guest list will 106 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,520 be models, I'm sure. Adam, picture it. It's going to be you and a thief full of 107 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:37,480 models seductively waving their phone numbers before you like a bunch of 108 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,080 waving their phone numbers at you. 109 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:43,940 I'm not buying a word of this, but I'll do it for you anyway as a favor. Oh. 110 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,480 Thanks. You're the greatest. 111 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:49,280 I appreciate it. And don't sell yourself short. I mean, those models will be 112 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,300 waving their phone numbers left and right. 113 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,980 Please. The only thing a model's going to wave in my face is a restraining 114 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:55,980 order. 115 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:05,140 Hey. Susan here? Yes, she is. She's in the office. Come on. Here's our plan. 116 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:09,680 Plan? You need to have a plan? Yes. Yes. Unless we plan every single detail, 117 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,880 it's not going to seem spontaneous. 118 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:15,980 Now, you stand here in this gardening section and read this book. 119 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,720 The Art of Flower Arranging? 120 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,240 Yes. She'll come out, see you, and strike up a conversation. 121 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,780 Wait a minute. Flower arranging? 122 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,000 Give me something cool, like speedboat. 123 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,960 She's crazy about flowers. You'll mention that your favorites are 124 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,320 and then she'll say, really? 125 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,620 Mine, too. And then you'll reply, I like to wear them on the lapel of my tuxedo. 126 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:38,920 At weddings, she'll inquire. Ellen, this is insane. 127 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,600 She's not going to say all that. 128 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,060 Adam, trust me, I know how she thinks. She'll say, I love weddings, and then 129 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:48,540 you'll say, they always make me cry. Okay, Alan, look, why don't I just... 130 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:51,400 she comes, here she comes. Now remember, carnation, tuxedo, wedding, crying. 131 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,980 Carnation, tuxedo, wedding, crying. C -T -W -C. 132 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:55,220 Katwak, katwak. 133 00:07:57,220 --> 00:08:01,000 Susan, you remember my friend Adam? Of course, Adam. Good to see you again. 134 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,700 You're looking well. Thank you. 135 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,960 So are you. 136 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:06,340 Adam's thinking about buying this book here on gardening. 137 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,760 How nice. 138 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:10,830 The bookstore looks great. I love this new coffee thing. 139 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:15,210 Thank you. Could I treat you to a cappuccino? Oh, look at these 140 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:20,070 Wouldn't they look pretty on a lapel of a tuxedo? I can't now, but how about 141 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,590 tomorrow? Oh, tomorrow's no good for me. I have this thing. 142 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:27,050 Actually, how would you feel about going to a wedding with me? 143 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:28,630 Sounds like fun. Terrific. 144 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:31,410 So why don't I pick you up around five? 145 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:32,710 Great. 146 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,539 You didn't think we needed a plan. 147 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,850 I've been meaning to have you over. This is like a slumber party. 148 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:02,210 Except that, you know, someone forgot my invitation. 149 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,970 Not that I would have wanted to join you, no. 150 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,350 Two is company, three is thick. It is thick. 151 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,470 Menage a yuck if you ask me. 152 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:15,950 Hi. 153 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:17,730 Good morning. 154 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,850 Good morning. 155 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:25,210 Well, the gang's all here. 156 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,970 I made out some sweats for you. Thank you. 157 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,410 You're welcome, lover. 158 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,230 Lover? Lover? What the hell is wrong with you? 159 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:43,910 What? Maybe you can refresh my memory, but when we discussed you escorting 160 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,210 to the wedding, at what point in the conversation did we decide that you 161 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,210 have sex with her? 162 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,850 Said, show her a nice time. 163 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,310 What happened to the models waving their phone numbers? 164 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,310 Oh, they were beautiful, but... 165 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,620 Just weren't as interesting as Susan. 166 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:03,980 You know, and it's not just her mind. She really has a knockout body. And boy, 167 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,560 is she flexible. 168 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,300 Adam, 169 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:14,040 thanks for the clothes. And Ellen, I'll see you. 170 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:15,780 I'll call you. 171 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,100 I'll call you. You're not going to call anybody. 172 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,100 with my boss. That is the worst thing you could possibly do. I set this whole 173 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,460 thing up to make her feel better. 174 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,120 Mission accomplished. 175 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 Adam. Ellen. 176 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:36,280 There's no one -night stand. We made plans for tonight. I'm making her 177 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,920 Oh, this is going to be so awkward at work. Now, every time I look at her, I'm 178 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,580 going to think of you and her and flexible and, oh. 179 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,020 God, I feel so sick. 180 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,260 Oh, Ellen, don't worry. 181 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,730 You've brought joy into our lives. 182 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:57,410 Last night, as I was making love to her on that sofa... 183 00:11:57,410 --> 00:12:05,150 Helen, 184 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:11,870 good morning. 185 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:12,930 Again. 186 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,690 Hi, Susan. 187 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,430 Don't you look different? 188 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,190 Not different bad, but, you know, different dressed. 189 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,660 Well, you must have been at some point with the whole couch thing. Oh, God. 190 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,300 I guess what I'm trying to say here is I quit. 191 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,799 You what? 192 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:36,220 Yeah, you know what? This is just incredibly flexible. I mean, awkward for 193 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:43,160 of us. I mean, the tension, you feel it, I feel it, and so I'm history. Have a 194 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,260 good life. Oh, Ellen, calm down. There's no reason for you to feel 195 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,260 uncomfortable. 196 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,040 Adam told me that fixing us up was all your idea, and I thought it was a 197 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,040 wonderful gesture. 198 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,780 Oh. Well, then I, uh, unquit. 199 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,480 Great. Because I was giving some thought to your little weekend promotion. 200 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,940 To get wheat? 201 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,040 Yes. 202 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,000 And I may have dismissed it too hastily. I want you to know that I really 203 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,060 appreciate your initiative. 204 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:11,760 Good work. 205 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,420 She appreciates my initiative. 206 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,620 See that? Initiative. 207 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,280 Appreciation to follow. 208 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,120 You taking notes here? 209 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,480 No. 210 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,540 Initiate text for boss. 211 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,440 Boss appreciate. 212 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:49,510 He probably just wants to praise me some more. You know how that goes. Blah, 213 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,730 blah, blah. You're the greatest. 214 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,290 Blah, blah, blah. Much better than Joe. 215 00:13:56,390 --> 00:14:01,450 So, what's up? Well, I just wanted to finish our conversation in private. 216 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,430 About last night, again, thank you. 217 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:09,630 You know, Adam is a great dancer and a fabulous lover. 218 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,900 Yeah, he's a good dancer. He's a, you know, hip -hop, Charleston, waltz, 219 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,460 whatever. He's a dancer, dancer. 220 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,880 By the way, would you do me a favor and return these clothes to Adam? 221 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,020 What do you mean? I thought you were going to see him tonight. 222 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,620 Well, yes, I thought I would, but I don't think that's such a great idea. 223 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:41,460 I don't understand. I thought you guys hit it off. Oh, he's nice, but we really 224 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,920 don't have anything to talk about. 225 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,890 Sometimes you just wish they'd roll over and go to sleep. 226 00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:50,970 Well, don't you think you should give him another chance? 227 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:53,450 Oh, no once was enough. 228 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,570 Actually, three times was enough. 229 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:04,790 Well, um, how are you going to break this to Adam? The easy way. 230 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,890 I'm just going to leave a message on his answering machine. 231 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,870 Oh, you know what? Maybe that's... 232 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,100 Not good, no. 233 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,780 How about if I do it? Can I do it? I feel like I was the one to bring you two 234 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,920 together. I should be the one to rip you apart. 235 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,360 Sure. 236 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:27,599 All for me? 237 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,680 No, none for you. Get out. Get out, get out. You've got to spend the night at 238 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680 Holly's. 239 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:34,980 Are you cooking? 240 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:40,180 Well, not from scratch, but, you know, there's food, there's heat, there's 241 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,360 stirring. Hey, what do you know? That's cooking. 242 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,980 Come here. You've got to taste this soup. 243 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,960 It's lobster bisque. 244 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680 Mmm. 245 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,460 Bisquey. 246 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,640 You know, if for some reason Susan doesn't show, I'll eat every bit of that 247 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,579 soup. 248 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:05,120 Just for starters, I'm also whipping up a Caesar salad and vegetarian 249 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,120 lasagna. 250 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,000 Mmm. Well, again, if Susan's a no -show... 251 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,780 So did Susan say anything about me? 252 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,920 Did she say anything? 253 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,280 Couldn't stop talking about you all day long. 254 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,860 Fabulous dancer, fabulous lover. 255 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,220 Never wants to see you again. 256 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,500 Fabulous lover, huh? 257 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,700 Yeah, and some other stuff. 258 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,020 What stuff? 259 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,300 Remember that Sting song, if you love somebody, set them free? 260 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,440 If you love somebody, set them free. 261 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,860 Yeah, anyway. 262 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,640 Remember how you always said you couldn't understand it? 263 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:49,080 Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway. Hold on. Anyway, now is your time to really grasp 264 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,380 to feel it, to live it. 265 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,840 Fly free, little birdie. Spread those wings. Shoo, shoo. 266 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,900 Eleanor, you lost me. 267 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,380 Susan wanted me to give you this. 268 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,540 Oh, she is. 269 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,380 Uh -oh. 270 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:11,510 It's the clothes package. 271 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,569 I know what the clothes package means. 272 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,109 I've sent the clothes package. 273 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:22,829 I've been set free. 274 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:25,650 I'm sorry. 275 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:27,710 Oh, I can't believe this. 276 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,270 She didn't even call. 277 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,190 Actually, you know, she wanted to call, but I just thought it was better if it 278 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,190 came from me. 279 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,590 Oh, this is awful. 280 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,470 You know what she said to me last night? 281 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,470 This was a direct quote. She said, 282 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,420 I hope this lasts forever. 283 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,500 Was that after or during? 284 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,380 Okay, it was during, but we had plans for the night. 285 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,180 We had firm plans. 286 00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,600 Did you mention it again this morning? I certainly did. I said, so I'll see you 287 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,240 later. And she said, sure, whatever. 288 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,060 Sure. 289 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,880 Whatever. 290 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,600 Did she give a reason why? 291 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,180 No, nothing specific. But you know what? 292 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,720 I'm willing to bet that it was just because you were too young and too 293 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,440 and too irresistible to other women and she just couldn't compete. 294 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,040 That makes sense. Yeah. 295 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:37,020 Well, if Susan asked you how I took all this, what are you going to tell her? 296 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,520 I'm going to tell her the truth. 297 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,419 That you... 298 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,240 Couldn't care less. You barely remembered her name because you were so 299 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,320 entertaining five or six models that you met at the wedding. Did I say five or 300 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,780 six? Eight or nine? A dozen? A baker's dozen? A whole herd of models descended 301 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,040 upon the apartment I had to spend the night in the street. Yeah. 302 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,720 Yeah, you tell her that. 303 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,000 And... Did I miss her? 304 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,820 Joe, it's the best in the city. 305 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,400 Keep up the good work. 306 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 I do my best. 307 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,390 Boy, one roll in the hay and she's a new woman. 308 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:20,030 You ought to set her up with another date for this weekend. 309 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,990 Like I gotta tell you how to suck up. 310 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,670 Suck up? That's all I can do to look at her. Adam really fell for her and she 311 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,710 dumped him. I was up half the night comforting him. 312 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:34,450 Ah, sweet Cupid, how fickle is thy arrow. 313 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,270 Still, your buddy Adam sounds like a wuss. 314 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,310 He's broken hearted. 315 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,630 You know what the worst part was? Just when I'd get him calmed down, he'd come 316 00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:47,230 up with some other ridiculous plan to try and get her back. 317 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,190 As of 3 a .m., he was planning a take -me -back strippagram. 318 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:57,770 I break hearts every day, and I find the best way to let them down easy is to 319 00:19:57,770 --> 00:20:01,270 quote the soulful lyrics of a certain musical genius named Sting. 320 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,490 If you love somebody, set them free. No, that song makes no sense. 321 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,940 Dee -doo -doo -doo, dee -da -da -da. 322 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,640 Now that gets them right here. 323 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,360 I'll try it next time. 324 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,180 I have flowers for Susan Sundstrom. 325 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,300 Oh, carnations. Adam, you poor thing. 326 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,960 Oh, what a fool. 327 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,000 Joe, get rid of these, would you? That is just so pathetic. 328 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,520 Hold on a second. 329 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,580 Pathetic? 330 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,100 Pathetic? 331 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,790 You want to know what I think is pathetic? 332 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,390 Your behavior. 333 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:44,010 I didn't see anybody beating a path to your door to take you to that wedding. 334 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,750 Adam did you a favor and you have done nothing but dump on him since. 335 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:50,070 You're mean, you're cold, and you're heartless. Now you take these flowers 336 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:53,230 you put them in your office and you love them because they were given to you by 337 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,610 one of the sweetest, nicest guys that you will ever meet. 338 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,710 Actually, they're from my ex -husband. 339 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,180 And I think we can put all this behind us, don't you? 340 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,640 I'll take that icy stare as a yes. 341 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:26,220 Ah, look at the bright side. Ellen, another three days and to get we. 342 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,820 Susan here. 343 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,380 This may not be the best time. 344 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:48,959 Someone. Anyone. 345 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,960 Can we get a check? 346 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040 Hello. Please. 347 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,640 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Any check. Any check at all. 348 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:57,620 Okay. We're going to go. We're going to do it. We're going to leave without 349 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,920 paying. We will do it. 350 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:05,180 Can we? This is the worst service I've ever had in my entire life. 351 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440 How was everything? 352 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,480 Perfect. Thank you. 353 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:15,640 What do you think? 20 %? Oh, that's only fair. These people live by their tips. 354 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:21,930 Excuse me, can I get a pen?